The Hamper


They watched the children play.

“Know what I’ve always wanted to do?” mused Cream as he slowly coagulated atop his gelatinous friend.

“What’s that?” replied Jelly, watching carefully as the soccer-mom bent down to retrieve the rest of their buddies from the hamper.


A silence passed between the two friends, their awkward reality brutally enlightened.

“’Sup Niggers?” said Wholemeal Sandwich from across the table.

Before they could reply a child ran over and took a great mouthful of their comrade.

“Ew” said the kid, spitting the mutilated corpse from his slavering jaws, “I hate marmite”

“Shit sucks” said Jelly.


~ by Joseph Blame on August 24, 2010.

One Response to “The Hamper”

  1. Wholemeal is wonderfully racial.

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